You ejacculatte within a few minutes of penetration!
This was the title of the latest in a long line of unsolicited spam emails presently hitting my work email account. Now I know why I’m getting them – my email address is on the publicly available SMI website, easy fodder for the trawling, conniving spambots of the day. For those ignorant of the manner in which your email address is harvested off the web, taking a moment to read a few of the wikipedia pages dedicated to spamming will be enough to get you up to speed and arm you with tactics to fool the simpler bots. None of the above, however, constitutes my beef.
My beef (moo) is the fact that people who have sufficient means to obtain my email address can not display the level of intelligence required to make me part with my money. The majority of unsolicited emails I receive are poorly written (if comprehensible at all), unbelievable, and (try though they may) do not have the kind of calibre heading that tricks me into opening the email.
Of my steaming pile of SPAM, however, this one took the cake…
You ejacculatte within a few minutes of penetration!
You cum very quickly and without any control!
Just take this and become a real man!
http://www.meh.com/pills
What, no friendly enquiry into that most personal of spheres? No subtle approach, full of tact and sympathy? Rather, a forceful (if not accusative) statement that I DO suffer from that most maligned of afflictions. Shame on you Brandy Neilson (if that is your real name)!
Having being heavily indoctrinated in the ways of crude innuendo by my peers at UQBVC, I couldn’t help but let a wry smile escape at the sight of “Ejacculatte”…mmm, creamy indeed…
Observations, Things that have only just come to my attention
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