A list, a list… everybody loves a list. Today I had a brand new installment in my list of Top 5 stupidest things I’ve carted across town on my scooter.
Betsy, my darling, my drafthorse. Bearer of a fool and his silliest whims. Today, #2 on that list was well and truly commanded […]
Ah, the random shit you find on wikipedia.
Just thought I’d share a little email exchange with you from a few minutes ago…
Subject: Overpayment fortnight ending 28.03.08
Good afternoon James
It has recently come to our attention that there was an error made when processing your re-appointment paperwork for the placement 01.01.08 – 30.06.08.
Your placement was incorrectly incremented to HEW503, however your annual increment date […]
Somewhere out there, in the shallows of the pacific swims (or whatever other verb describes the movements of a sea louse) a very content sea louse. A few hours earlier, the louse, no doubt hungry from doing whatever lice do, decided to feast on my sausage and spuds. After settling ‘pon my nether […]