How big…

I don’t know if you’ve ever found yourself in the situation where you’ve said “Oh Man! How big a dork am I?”…Well to me that sounds (in a grammatical sense) like a perfectly reasonably thing to say, and to write…

My question is…what happens if more than one of us are being dorks…

“How big a dorks are we?” – surely the ‘a’ is out of place…What is the plural of ‘a’? ‘Some’?

“How big some dorks are we?” That just doesn’t sound like the duck’s nuts to me…

The Answer: Be a dork ALONE…don’t be part of a larger poncho of dorks… I’m assuming the collective of dorks is ‘poncho’…And true to my word…surely this post attests to the fact that I am, in fact, alone…and, ipso facto, a dork.’

[Update] – “How big a bunch of dorks are we?” Although the question remains, what’s big? The bunch or the size of relative dorkiness…?

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