This is my acronym to counter the likes of WAYN, Ringo, Zorpia, Bebo and every other freakin’ service for staying in touch with old and generally irrelevant acquaintances. To invite me to one of these services requires knowledge of my email address, so just send me a email if you want to stay in touch. It seems that ‘keeping in touch is the new flares/yo-yo/corduroy/reality TV/[enter fad here]‘…So the next time I see any of the following in my inbox…by response will be…

“Hey Jamesgmcintosh :) ”….fuck off…
“Irrelevant former acquaintance III wants to invite you to”…fuck off.
“HI :) ”…fuck off.
“Irrelevant former acquaintance IV wants to chat”…email me…or fuck off.

So here’s to a new service “WDYJFO – Why don’t you just fuck off?!”…in development phase now. Don’t expect to see us in your inbox anytime soon…